I caught my little toe on the laundry basket this morning and broke it so I’m now in bloody agony. I know footballers can play with broken toes, where can I get the necessary injection?
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI caught my little toe on the laundry basket this morning and broke it so I’m now in bloody agony. I know footballers can play with broken toes, where can I get the necessary injection? -
Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI caught my little toe on the laundry basket this morning and broke it so I’m now in bloody agony. I know footballers can play with broken toes, where can I get the necessary injection?Comment
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sadly doctors don't do anything for you. They just strap the broken one to another one and give you an ibuprofen.
I slipped on the stairs once and put my toes into a square banister, the 2 toes were forced apart by 90 degrees, I actually had to push it back in to get my shoes on. Hobbled about for 3 days before getting an xray.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI caught my little toe on the laundry basket this morning and broke it so I’m now in bloody agony. I know footballers can play with broken toes, where can I get the necessary injection?
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostHobbled about for 3 days before getting an xray.Comment
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What's you laundry basket made out of?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View Postsadly doctors don't do anything for you. They just strap the broken one to another one and give you an ibuprofen.
I slipped on the stairs once and put my toes into a square banister, the 2 toes were forced apart by 90 degrees, I actually had to push it back in to get my shoes on. Hobbled about for 3 days before getting an xray.Coffee's for closersComment
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From past experience I know that A&E will do nothing apart from telling me what I already know, if I was a permy I’d have had the rest of the week off.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by minestrone View Postsadly doctors don't do anything for you. They just strap the broken one to another one and give you an ibuprofen.
I slipped on the stairs once and put my toes into a square banister, the 2 toes were forced apart by 90 degrees, I actually had to push it back in to get my shoes on. Hobbled about for 3 days before getting an xray.
I once took a corner too fast on my pushbike, and my left foot slammed into some railings. Even through my shoe, I felt the railing push between my big toe and the next one along. Being 17 and stupid at the time, I didn't see a doc, didn't take any pain killers, and was fine after a week.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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