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    'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
    Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

    #2
    I once had a Sooty record that had a song about Incas.

    IIRC "I'm not a Zulu not a <cant remember> not a <cant remember> I'm an Inca. Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy...be an Inca"

    Genious!
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      I once had a Sooty record that had a song about Incas.

      IIRC "I'm not a Zulu not a <cant remember> not a <cant remember> I'm an Inca. Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy...be an Inca"

      Genious!
      They just dont write them like they used to.
      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
        They just dont write them like they used to.
        Indeed.


        You better not shout
        You better not pout
        You better not cry
        I'm telling you why
        Santa Claus is coming to town

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          #5
          Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
          They just dont write them like they used to.
          Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy!

          Inca commandments!
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy!

            Inca commandments!
            Didn't they have a thing about 3s. Everything (e.g. taxes) was pronounced/described in 3 terms.

            Or have I just made that up after chewing on too many coca leaves

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              #7
              MMmmmm chocolate........
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                #8
                <slurp> <slurp> MMmmmm Straaaaw berry
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  <slurp>mmmmmm, three-some

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