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    BNP Programmers

    Anyone worked with any?
    Why is their work so rubbish?
    Do they practice Goose-stepping at work?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    You just made me choke on my bagel
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Anyone worked with any?
      Why is their work so rubbish?
      Do they practice Goose-stepping at work?
      worked with one once
      after two weeks i had a look at what he'd written... absolutely nothing

      Then I realised he had changed the font colour on his editor to white
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        worked with one once
        after two weeks i had a look at what he'd written... absolutely nothing

        Then I realised he had changed the font colour on his editor to white
        coat for sir ?
        (\__/)
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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          coat for sir ?
          I've ordered his taxi.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            I once joined the Griffin Savers, hope my details don't get out!
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              I once joined the Griffin Savers, hope my details don't get out!
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                BNP = Bank National Paris ?
                http://www.bnpparibas.co.uk

                One of the contractors on previous gig went there, I met him a few weeks
                ago, it's changed him he's got a skin head and wears a belt with the
                union jack on it .

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                  #9
                  Damn I was trying to work in a joke about the bank!

                  Pedant mode: Union Flag, a Jack is a flag on a boat.
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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