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    GordonRamsay affair

    Why did he bother? His mistress looks just like his wife!

    #2
    Did the mistress have any kids? Think 'bucket' and 'touching the sides'....
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Flubster View Post
      Did the mistress have any kids? Think 'bucket' and 'touching the sides'....
      Couldn't his wife do pelvic floor exercises? Or buy one of those designer vaginas?

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        #4
        Amyl nitrate? Maybe Mrs. F-Word didn't like being taken from behind whilst:

        1. Her bedroom smelled like a chemistry lab.
        2. Her heart was racing.
        3. She felt like her head was exploding.

        Who knows?

        Also, an Archer cast off? Euugghh!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
          Amyl nitrate? Maybe Mrs. F-Word didn't like being taken from behind whilst:

          1. Her bedroom smelled like a chemistry lab.
          2. Her heart was racing.
          3. She felt like her head was exploding.

          Who knows?

          Also, an Archer cast off? Euugghh!!!
          He took her from behind? Which paper did you get that from?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            He took her from behind? Which paper did you get that from?
            It's obvious, innit? His face looks like a relief map of the Alps. Who'd want to see THAT when in the throes of l'amour?

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              #7
              Oh God so another man has a wandering dick - why is this news?

              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                Oh God so another man has a wandering dick - why is this news?

                Don;t take it personally. It's not your hubby this time....
                Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                  #9
                  Daily Mail

                  But yesterday the chef's mother-in-law came to his defence. At her £2million home in Mayfair, Greta Hutcheson, 63, dismissed the claims.
                  Everytime.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
                    It's obvious, innit? His face looks like a relief map of the Alps. Who'd want to see THAT when in the throes of l'amour?
                    He does nothing for me. But I thought some women would find him attractive? Maybe its the smell of money?

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