For those of you still earning without having to have taken rate cuts recently watch out!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/ma...116.xml&page=2
If you meet a woman (and lets face it pulling birds is not exactly a contractor strong point is it?
)
1 Her eyes will clock your car keys to check you drive an expensive machine. She'll also take in your shoes and your watch. Be aware of her eyes subtly darting around you.
2 She won't waste time with much small talk; within the first 10 minutes she will have established how rich you are. This will be a covert operation as she doesn't want you to think she is a gold-digger. Simple questions such as ''Where did you go on holiday this year?'' or ''Have you ever done the Cresta Run?'' are, in fact, loaded.
3 She will choose the most expensive item on the menu or the most expensive drink.
4 She will be dressed provocatively and flirt without first finding out if you're involved with someone else. She has no scruples about stealing another woman's man.
5 She may be highly educated, an Oxford graduate for example, but beware an intelligent woman who plays down her academic achievements and hasn't worked in years. She is on a mission. Indeed she may even say she has a job (when in fact she is still being supported by her current husband). In this case, watch out for over-grooming. Her nails, outfit, hair and make-up have probably taken most of the day to perfect. After all, her investment is herself
I think most of you will be saved by your shoes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/ma...116.xml&page=2
If you meet a woman (and lets face it pulling birds is not exactly a contractor strong point is it?
)1 Her eyes will clock your car keys to check you drive an expensive machine. She'll also take in your shoes and your watch. Be aware of her eyes subtly darting around you.
2 She won't waste time with much small talk; within the first 10 minutes she will have established how rich you are. This will be a covert operation as she doesn't want you to think she is a gold-digger. Simple questions such as ''Where did you go on holiday this year?'' or ''Have you ever done the Cresta Run?'' are, in fact, loaded.
3 She will choose the most expensive item on the menu or the most expensive drink.
4 She will be dressed provocatively and flirt without first finding out if you're involved with someone else. She has no scruples about stealing another woman's man.
5 She may be highly educated, an Oxford graduate for example, but beware an intelligent woman who plays down her academic achievements and hasn't worked in years. She is on a mission. Indeed she may even say she has a job (when in fact she is still being supported by her current husband). In this case, watch out for over-grooming. Her nails, outfit, hair and make-up have probably taken most of the day to perfect. After all, her investment is herself
I think most of you will be saved by your shoes
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