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    Snow!

    It's snowing! Quick, everyone go home before you get snowed in.
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    It's snowing! Quick, everyone go home before you get snowed in.
    Where?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Clippy View Post
      Where?
      home!
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Alf W View Post
        Snow!
        Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
        A licky boom boom down.
        Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
        A licky boom boom down.
        Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
        A licky boom boom down.
        Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
        A licky boom boom down.
        Gas masks don't fit snails...

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          #5
          I thought it was licky bum bum
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            I thought it was titty bum bum.

            Back on topic, where snows it? We've had bright sunshine all day in London, although it is a bit parky.

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              #7
              I thought it was 'I'll lick your bum bum now' always put me off the song a bit to be honest.
              Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                I thought it was licky bum bum
                Your posts have been rubbish of late. What's up?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  I thought it was licky bum bum
                  Reminds me of my dog
                  Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    Reminds me of my dog
                    I wish I could do that...

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