A Google for "wonking" produces some unexpected results, seems to be urban slang for prevaricating. You live and learn
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sounds like the hilarious fake French policeman in Allo Allo
I was wonking past your windowThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by Platypus View PostA Google for "wonking" produces some unexpected results, seems to be urban slang for prevaricating. You live and learnThe pope is a tard.Comment
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It means to tell the absolute truth"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWTF does <cut and paste> prevaricating mean?!!!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDid you say £68 per hour?
Is that the Dude in your avatar Bagpuss?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostFortunately I'm not an English Language Consultant
Is that the Dude in your avatar Bagpuss?
HTHThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostEr, no - the 'dude' in question is Officer Crabtree as played by Arthur Bostrom.
HTH
You must be soooooooooooo embarrassed!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostDo you realise that you and Moscow Mule have the same avatar?
You must be soooooooooooo embarrassed!The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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