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    Wonking for Free!!!

    A Google for "wonking" produces some unexpected results, seems to be urban slang for prevaricating. You live and learn

    #2
    sounds like the hilarious fake French policeman in Allo Allo

    I was wonking past your window
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      A Google for "wonking" produces some unexpected results, seems to be urban slang for prevaricating. You live and learn
      WTF does <cut and paste> prevaricating mean?!!!
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        It means to tell the absolute truth
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          WTF does <cut and paste> prevaricating mean?!!!
          Did you say £68 per hour?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Did you say £68 per hour?
            Fortunately I'm not an English Language Consultant

            Is that the Dude in your avatar Bagpuss?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Fortunately I'm not an English Language Consultant

              Is that the Dude in your avatar Bagpuss?
              Er, no - the 'dude' in question is Officer Crabtree as played by Arthur Bostrom.

              HTH
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #8
                Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                Er, no - the 'dude' in question is Officer Crabtree as played by Arthur Bostrom.

                HTH
                Do you realise that you and Moscow Mule have the same avatar?

                You must be soooooooooooo embarrassed!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Do you realise that you and Moscow Mule have the same avatar?

                  You must be soooooooooooo embarrassed!
                  Someone else has it too... But I was the first. Even bloody OS tried it on for a while. I'm too tired to care...
                  The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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