Why are northeners such numpties?

[sasguru]

Got a chap here, something in bulltulip marketing, likes the sound of his irritating Brummie accent, loud as hell, thick as a plank but doesn't know it.
Talk about empty vessels

[Spacecadet]

Got a chap here, something in bulltulip marketing, likes the sound of his irritating Brummie accent, loud as hell, thick as a plank but doesn't know it.
Talk about empty vessels

Birmingham isn't in the north you shandy drinking ponce

[jkoder]

Birmingham isn't in the north you shandy drinking ponce

WHS.

[sasguru]

Birmingham isn't in the North you shandy drinking ponce

I suppose you think it's in the south, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?

[Spacecadet]

I suppose you think it's in the south, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?

No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen

[deano]

Birmingham in the North? Blimey, a lot of people in the midlands must be wondering what happened!

Anyway - just to generalise of course - as a real northerner I don't like going into the south much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a man, because you all do that down there don't you.

[sasguru]

No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen

Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik

[Jubber]

Birmingham in the North? Blimey, a lot of people in the midlands must be wondering what happened!

Anyway - just to generalise of course - as a real northerner I don't like going into the south much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a man, because you all do that down there don't you.

I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women.

[sasguru]

I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women.

WHS x10

[Spacecadet]

Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik

Ah yes, that great metropolis of London, one day my dream will come true and I will get to work on those streets paved with gold