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Why are Southerners such numpties?

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    Why are Southerners such numpties?

    Got a chap here, something in bulltulip marketing, likes the sound of his irritating Brummie accent, loud as hell, thick as a plank but doesn't know it.
    Talk about empty vessels
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Got a chap here, something in bulltulip marketing, likes the sound of his irritating Brummie accent, loud as hell, thick as a plank but doesn't know it.
    Talk about empty vessels
    Birmingham isn't in the south you Old Peculier drinking tyke.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Birmingham isn't in the south you Old Peculier drinking tyke.
      It is if you're working in Edinburgh. Or the Arctic.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Birmingham isn't in the south you Old Peculier drinking tyke.
        WHS
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          I suppose you think it's in the north, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            I suppose you think it's in the north, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?
            No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen.
              Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik
                You missed one out;

                Birmingham in the South? Blimey, a lot of people in the midlands must be wondering what happened!

                Anyway - just to generalise of course - as a real southerner I don't like going into the north much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a woman, because you all do that up there don't you.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  You missed one out;

                  Birmingham in the South? Blimey, a lot of people in the midlands must be wondering what happened!

                  Anyway - just to generalise of course - as a real southerner I don't like going into the north much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a woman, because you all do that up there don't you.
                  I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women
                    This joke's wearing a bit thin and I'm going home. Bye!
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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