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    Special offer to any female contractors

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7767877.stm

    Let me know if you want a pint or two.

    #2
    Your nads outgrowing the wheelbarrow because you can't get any action?

    Go and hose down a prossie, works for me. Shame you have to go abroad for any quality, they're all druggie skanks in the UK, or well hidden away.
    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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      #3
      Originally posted by PAH View Post
      Your nads outgrowing the wheelbarrow because you can't get any action?

      Go and hose down a prossie, works for me. Shame you have to go abroad for any quality, they're all druggie skanks in the UK, or well hidden away.
      Mayfair, Shepherds Market.

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        #4
        Originally posted by dinker View Post
        Mayfair, Shepherds Market.

        What sort of hourly (daily!?) rate do they charge?

        Whilst loads of women have a saturday night special offer on of only a couple of bacardi breezers, I prefer them to be at least conscious, otherwise I may as well get the blowup doll out of the attic.
        Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
        Feist - I Feel It All
        Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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          #5
          Originally posted by PAH View Post
          What sort of hourly (daily!?) rate do they charge?

          Whilst loads of women have a saturday night special offer on of only a couple of bacardi breezers, I prefer them to be at least conscious, otherwise I may as well get the blowup doll out of the attic.
          Friend has a restaurant there, I sometimes help out so I know the area. The main thing is, unlike Soho, you will not get ripped off as the businesses are well run. Standard prices should be on display, any thing extra is up for negotiation.

          Say £30 for a BJ, £60 for straight and £100 up the a**e. Italian girls are the best looking. Don`t bother calling the police for anything as they will side with the brothel!

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            #6
            I thought this was cuk but somehow I seem to have stumbled on a sleazy punting forum
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              I thought this was cuk but somehow I seem to have stumbled on a sleazy punting forum
              Well you normally find this stuff out the hard way, by being ripped off. The number of times I`ve seen guys lose £500 in a strip club because they didn`t read the little sign by the door that says "Hostess service: £500".

              Life is sleazy.
              Last edited by dinker; 6 December 2008, 15:44.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                I thought this was cuk but somehow I seem to have stumbled on a sleazy punting forum
                And you noticed because the posting quality had gone up?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by dinker View Post
                  Standard prices should be on display, any thing extra is up for negotiation.

                  On display like restaurant menus that are on display outside! I expect it's still hidden away behind the usual facade of massage parlour, escorting service etc?
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    I thought this was cuk but somehow I seem to have stumbled on a sleazy punting forum

                    As a contractor you must know the correlation between money and women. Some just prefer to cut out the bulltulip.

                    Besides, now I know where to look for a hotel if I'm ever in London! Got to be more entertaining than the boring old b&bs we put up with when working away from home.

                    Maybe there's a market where they provide bed and bird instead. I'd prefer to lose out on breakfast for a fish supper any day.
                    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                    Feist - I Feel It All
                    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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