What 'ave we 'ere then?

[Doggy Styles]

When I alighted the train tonight, Old Bill was handing out timer switches to everyone for burglar deterence. Boxes and boxes of them.

Has anyone else on here benefitted from this bluebottle largesse?

Perhaps it's a bug. Or I'll plug it in and be replaced by a body-snatcher tonight.

[minestrone]

I sent the gf out to get some before we went on holiday last year, she brought back 5 for a fiver.

I was more worried about the house burning down than being broken into during that holiday.

[Doggy Styles]

I was right. I've been replaced by an alien body-snatcher. Can't trust the filth.