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    What would you do?

    Ok, you're at a social event, Marilyn Monroe sits on your knee and sings to You, what do you do?
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    savor the moment for future pot noodles?
    44.44%
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    hope to f**k CM doesn't scratch her eyes out?
    11.11%
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    wish it was AndyW?
    44.44%
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    #2
    Call the cemetry, they've got an escapee on the loose.

    Never really saw the attraction in ole Marilyn, she wouldn't even make page 3 these days. Maybe it's because I prefer brunettes, always have, always will.
    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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      #3
      Well she would be 82 if she wasn't dead......

      A granny or a corpse... neither makes me want to savour the moment I must admit....

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        #4
        Get your alarm - you're late for work!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          I'd congratulate myself on having invented time travel, and look forward to all the riches it will be bound to bring.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            Where did this come from? Was this a dream or somthing?

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