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Proof that God is an Englishman

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    Proof that God is an Englishman

    Not a Jock amongst them
    British (English) geniuses feature heavily in a recent list that notes the greatest living thinkers of our time - proportionately more than any other country.
    The top 100 living geniuses was compiled by a panel of six experts in creativity and innovation from Creators Synectics, a global consultants firm.
    1= Albert Hoffman (Swiss) Chemist 27
    1= Tim Berners-Lee (British) Computer Scientist 27
    3 George Soros (American) Investor & Philanthropist 25
    4 Matt Groening (American) Satirist & Animator 24
    5= Nelson Mandela (South African) Politician & Diplomat 23
    5= Frederick Sanger (British) Chemist 23
    7= Dario Fo (Italian) Writer & Dramatist 22
    7= Steven Hawking (British) Physicist 22
    9= Oscar Niemeyer (Brazilian) Architect 21
    9= Philip Glass (American) Composer 21
    9= Grigory Perelman (Russian) Mathematician 21
    12= Andrew Wiles (British) Mathematician 20
    12= Li Hongzhi (Chinese) Spiritual Leader 20
    12= Ali Javan (Iranian) Engineer 20
    15= Brian Eno (British) Composer 19
    15= Damian Hirst (British) Artist 19
    15= Daniel Tammet (British) Savant & Linguist 19
    18 Nicholson Baker (American Writer 18
    19 Daniel Barenboim (N/A) Musician 17
    20= Robert Crumb (American) Artist 16
    20= Richard Dawkins (British) Biologist and philosopher 16
    20= Larry Page & Sergey Brin (American) Publishers 16
    20= Rupert Murdoch (American) Publisher 16
    20= Geoffrey Hill (British) Poet 16
    25 Garry Kasparov (Russian) Chess Player 15
    26= The Dalai Lama (Tibetan) Spiritual Leader 14
    26= Steven Spielberg (American) Film maker 14
    26= Hiroshi Ishiguro (Japanese) Roboticist 14
    26= Robert Edwards (British) Pioneer of IVF treatment 14
    26= Seamus Heaney (Irish) Poet 14
    31 Harold Pinter (British) Writer & Dramatist 13
    32= Flossie Wong-Staal (Chinese) Bio-technologist 12
    32= Bobby Fischer (American) Chess Player 12
    32= Prince (American) Musician 12
    32= Henrik Gorecki (Polish) Composer 12
    32= Avram Noam Chomski (American) Philosopher & linguist 12
    32= Sebastian Thrun (German) Probabilistic roboticist 12
    32= Nima Arkani Hamed (Canadian) Physicist 12
    32= Margaret Turnbull (American) Astrobiologist 12
    40= Elaine Pagels (American) Historian 11
    40= Enrique Ostrea (Philippino) Pediatrics & neonatology 11
    40= Gary Becker (American) Economist 11
    43= Mohammed Ali (American) Boxer 10
    43= Osama Bin Laden (Saudi) Islamicist 1 WTF
    43= Bill Gates (American) Businessman 10
    43= Philip Roth (American) Writer 10
    43= James West (American) Invented the foil electrical microphone
    43= Tuan Vo-Dinh (Vietnamese) Bio-Medical Scientist 10
    49= Brian Wilson (American) Musician 9
    49= Stevie Wonder (American) Singer songwriter 9
    49= Vint Cerf (American) Computer scientist 9
    49= Henry Kissinger (American) Diplomat and politician 9
    49= Richard Branson (British) Publicist 9
    49= Pardis Sabeti (Iranian) Biological anthropologist 9
    49= Jon de Mol (Dutch) Television producer 9
    49= Meryl Streep (American) Actress 9
    49= Margaret Attwood (Canadian) Writer 9
    58= Placido Domingo (Spanish) Singer 8
    58= John Lasseter (American) Digital Animator 8
    58= Shunpei Yamazaki (Japanese) Computer scientist & physicist
    58= Jane Goodall (British) Ethologist & Anthropologist 8
    58= Kirti Narayan Chaudhuri (Indian) Historian 8
    58= John Goto (British) Photographer 8
    58= Paul McCartney (British) Musician 8
    58= Stephen King (American) Writer 8
    58= Leonard Cohen (American) Poet & musician 8
    67= Aretha Franklin (American) Musician 7
    67= David Bowie (British) Musician 7
    67= Emily Oster (American) Economist 7
    67= Steve Wozniak (American) Engineer and co-founder of Apple
    67= Martin Cooper (American) Inventor of the cell phone 7
    72= George Lucas (American) Film maker 6
    72= Niles Rogers (American) Musician 6
    72= Hans Zimmer (German) Composer 6
    72= John Williams (American) Composer 6
    72= Annette Baier (New Zealander) Philosopher 6
    72= Dorothy Rowe (British - surely Australian!) Psychologist 6
    72= Ivan Marchuk (Ukrainian) Artist & sculptor 6
    72= Robin Escovado (American) Composer 6
    72= Mark Dean (American) Inventor & computer scientist 6
    72= Rick Rubin (American) Musician & producer 6
    72= Stan Lee (American) Publisher 6
    83= David Warren (Australian) Engineer 5
    83= Jon Fosse (Norwegian) Writer & dramatist
    83= Gjertrud Schnackenberg (American) Poet 5
    83= Graham Linehan (Irish) Writer & dramatist 5
    83= JK Rowling (British) Writer 5
    83= Ken Russell (British) Film maker 5
    83= Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov (Russian) small arms designer
    83= Erich Jarvis (American) Neurobiologist 5
    91=. Chad Varah (British) Founder of Samaritans (Think he's dead)
    91= Nicolas Hayek (Swiss) Businessman and founder of Swatch4
    91= Alastair Hannay (British) Philosopher 4
    94= Patricia Bath (American) Ophthalmologist
    94= Thomas A. Jackson (American) Aerospace engineer 3
    94= Dolly Parton (American) Singer 3
    94= Morissey (British) Singer 3
    94= Michael Eavis (British) Organiser of Glastonbury 3
    94= Ranulph Fiennes (British) Adventurer 3
    100=. Quentin Tarantino (American) Filmmaker 2
    Last edited by Troll; 8 December 2008, 00:08.
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    #2
    It's utter carp. I'm sure Ranulph Fiennes is a nice guy and all that, but how can they include him when all he does is trudge through snow with his fingers dropping off from frostbite, and miss physicist Ed Witten for example?

    (Actually anyone at the IAS is probably more of a genius than most of the names on that list.)
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      #3
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      Last edited by Troll : Today at 00:08.
      Oh dear, did Troll the English Genius cock up his original post and have to fix it, by any chance?

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        #4
        I'm sure they're all deeply mortified that they're not on the same list as Dolly Parton
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Morissey? Come on.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            Not a Jock amongst them


            The top 100 living geniuses was compiled by a panel of six experts in creativity and innovation from Creators Synectics, a global consultants firm.
            Has anybody ever heard of this lot and their made-up list?

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              #7
              no JK Rowling, no Pratchett ?

              at least Jade Goody made it





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                #8
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                Not a Jock amongst them


                The top 100 living geniuses was compiled by a panel of six experts in creativity and innovation from Creators Synectics, a global consultants firm.
                Hmmm, Bobby Fischer (32nd on the list) died some time ago.
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                  #9
                  The troll Troll strikes again. Don't feed him.
                  Damien Hurst a genius, my arse.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    at least Jade Goody made it
                    You barstard. I actually went back and checked that.

                    I'm disappointed not to see Gordon Brown - Alchemist (turning gold into lumps of shit)

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