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    Why hast thou foresaken me...

    Ok chaps, I'm bored...

    I can't run off and touch meself as I'm suffering from a shortage of suitable material.

    There's no work for me to do here...

    My contract runs for another 2 months...

    I know, I'll brush up on my 6502 and write a game for the Atari...

    Who's going to give me a hand on game design?
    (at ease WS, I'm not writing that kind of game...)
    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
    You know you'll need us!

    #2
    I've only got 3 more days on this contract before staring a new on on Monday, I can help, how about somthing like Chucky Egg, or Trans Am.......
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #3
      Mine has 4 weeks to go but I need to be out in 2
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish
        Mine has 4 weeks to go but I need to be out in 2
        You don't look very well Tony...
        Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
        You know you'll need us!

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          #5
          Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
          You don't look very well Tony...
          how is the back - is it still playing up? Sham about you Gran - I know she was so close to you, the house fire was such a shock - so was finding out that half this board have slept with your wife.
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #6
            Just completed six months of a years stretch.

            If I ever get out of this place
            Thought of giving it all away
            To a registered charity
            All I need is a pint a day
            If I ever get out of here ...
            If we ever get out of here ...

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
              Who's going to give me a hand on game design?
              (at ease WS, I'm not writing that kind of game...)
              How about a 'bash the Blair' game?
              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #8
                I was toying with being up front and honest but decided that the anally retentive fooker I work for would want me to stay for the duration. I gues it is my poor old grannies time to be buried again!
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish
                  I was toying with being up front and honest but decided that the anally retentive fooker I work for would want me to stay for the duration.
                  I didn't realise she was anally retentive. Nice.

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                    #10
                    JC Why dont you go read Psalm 22. I am sure you know the significance of it.
                    Sola gratia

                    Sola fide

                    Soli Deo gloria

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