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    Oh dear!!!

    Ok I've heard it said on here that I'm a bit dense, and I've quite often taken offence to that.....but actually I think yous might be right

    I was up in arms about this whole new VAT thing cause (according to all my figures) I was going to be massively out of pocket....and it turns out I'd done my calculations wrong on my spreadsheet: -

    I'd done <rate> * 1.115

    instead of <rate> * 1.15



    What a numpty!!



    So, I admit, with 100% wholehearted certainty, that I am a complete and utter brainless bint.

    FACT!
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Good work Sal!

    Now you've just found all this free money, you can go shopping with it.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      Ok I've heard it said on here that I'm a bit dense, and I've quite often taken offence to that.....but actually I think yous might be right

      I was up in arms about this whole new VAT thing cause (according to all my figures) I was going to be massively out of pocket....and it turns out I'd done my calculations wrong on my spreadsheet: -

      I'd done <rate> * 1.115

      instead of <rate> * 1.15



      What a numpty!!



      So, I admit, with 100% wholehearted certainty, that I am a complete and utter brainless bint.

      FACT!
      Dont put yourself down. Let us do it for you.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        So, I admit, with 100% wholehearted certainty, that I am a complete and utter brainless bint.
        You're nearly my perfect woman then. Do you have large bazookas?
        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
          You're nearly my perfect woman then. Do you have large bazookas?
          Glad you didn't use the N word then!!

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            #6
            Large Bazookas Here (SFW)

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              #7
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              The guy standing up appears to have a "small girth" bazooka compared to the chap sitting down.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                The guy standing up appears to have a "small girth" bazooka compared to the chap sitting down.
                I suppose it's the old length vs. girth debate

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  The guy standing up appears to have a "small girth" bazooka compared to the chap sitting down.
                  Ladies (Cailin, SallyAnne, Fogle), does girth count for more than length?
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Ladies (Cailin, SallyAnne, Fogle), does girth count for more than length?
                    Its not Friday!

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