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    Troll Poll

    If an imaginary man drove an imaginary car off an imaginary road…would anyone care?

    Poll to follow in 17.4 seconds….
    15
    Yes – I love the troll and feed it regularly
    13.33%
    2
    No – The troll is a figment of someone’s mind, and reflects the mundane personality of its owner
    13.33%
    2
    Maybe – I would care more if this poll was started by BrilloPad, the Poll-Master
    6.67%
    1
    AndyW – He wasn’t imaginary, and besides his mum is a very safe driver
    66.67%
    10
    Gas masks don't fit snails...

    #2
    I imagine I would

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      #3
      Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
      If an imaginary man drove an imaginary car off an imaginary road…would anyone care?

      Poll to follow in 17.4 seconds….
      If he had paid to use the road would it be a troll poll toll?

      Then when it went careering off the road it would be a troll poll toll roll.

      I got the information from a troll poll toll roll mole.

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        #4
        Originally posted by expat View Post
        If he had paid to use the road would it be a troll poll toll?

        Then when it went careering off the road it would be a troll poll toll roll.

        I got the information from a troll poll toll roll mole.


        You're an asshole !

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          #5
          Originally posted by expat View Post
          If he had paid to use the road would it be a troll poll toll?

          Then when it went careering off the road it would be a troll poll toll roll.

          I got the information from a troll poll toll roll mole.
          Is that the only job the mole's got?

          i.e is it troll poll toll roll mole's sole role?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pinto View Post
            Is that the only job the mole's got?

            i.e is it troll poll toll roll mole's sole role?
            Yes.

            It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul.

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              #7
              Originally posted by expat View Post
              Yes.

              It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul.
              It's a work for benefits project;

              It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul on the dole.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                It's a work for benefits project;

                It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul on the dole.
                Is the winter heating benefit a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by expat View Post
                  Is the winter heating benefit a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole?
                  Yes, and the coal wagon's pulled by a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole foal.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Please stop this thread asap. It's making my eyes bleed with the pain of it all.

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