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    Marital Arts

    So who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots.

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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    So who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots.
    So why didn't you continue? Was it that you didn't bond well with the group or was the competition too stiff. My bet is that you felt a bit of a tit and made too many cockups in practice.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      So who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots.
      I'm a Green Belt.

      I can kill a man with one blow of my six sigma manual.

      Or bore them to death by reading it.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        So who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots.
        I used to do the Karma Sutra too, but I had a dodgy madras there and would steer clear. Ashoka is much better.
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          #5
          I like a good wrestle.

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            #6
            The most successful marital artists are probably the grapplers. They approach you from behind where they can get you in a wedlock and take you up the aisle. You won't even see them coming.
            Last edited by TimberWolf; 15 December 2008, 21:04.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              The most successful marital artists are probably the grapplers. They approach you from behind where they can get you in a wedlock and take you up the aisle. You won't even see them coming.
              We are like ninjas.....
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