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    Help needed, quick guys

    Going to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.

    I need some good clean topics for conversation

    small talk type stuff



    heeeelppppp
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Going to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.

    I need some good clean topics for conversation

    small talk type stuff



    heeeelppppp
    Wrong board

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Going to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.

      I need some good clean topics for conversation

      small talk type stuff



      heeeelppppp
      The weather.

      HTH

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        #4
        Diarrhoea.

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          #5
          a discussion around the concept that art is the process or product of deliberately and creatively arranging elements in a way that appeals to the senses or emotions

          ...or the fact that Southampton FC will probably be bankrupt by this time next year.

          But you'll end up talking about sex anyway
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            #6
            Global Warming.

            How great Gordon Brown is.

            House prices.

            All Muslims are terrorists.

            Aren't the BNP nice people really.

            It' all Thatchers fault.


            Take your pick of CUK gems.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              Diarrhoea.
              cultural, verbal or anal

              be more use or your sacked
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              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Global Warming.



                Take your pick of CUK gems.
                I cant mention gums you fool
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Global Warming.

                  How great Gordon Brown is.

                  House prices.

                  All Muslims are terrorists.

                  Aren't the BNP nice people really.

                  It' all Thatchers fault.


                  Take your pick of CUK gems.
                  ....and of course, if the UK adopted the Euro all our economic and financial woes would be solved overnight.
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    #10
                    Bring up the topic - can a lion change a lightbulb? Discuss...
                    I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying...

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