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    Carp daytime quiz with the thickest contestants in the history of daytime quiz shows.



    Question: Which Central American country was once known as British Honduras

    Answer: New York

    Contestant is studying Meedya Studies and wants to work in TV or film


    FFS
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    Different show but this reminds me of an outtake from family fortunes:

    Q:Name a dangerous race?

    A:The Arabs.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      Different show but this reminds me of an outtake from family fortunes:

      Q:Name a dangerous race?

      A:The Arabs.
      Also:

      Q:Name a type of bean.

      A:Lesbian.

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        #4
        It gets better

        Who designed the outfit for Madonna's the Blonde amibiton tour?

        Amswer: Yee sant laran
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pinto View Post
          Also:

          Q:Name a type of bean.

          A:Lesbian.
          A Nigerian chap who joined a UK football team was asked by his team mates how he had managed to grow such an enormous penis.

          He replied ‘very easy man, every day I put it in some beans!’

          His team mates asked him ‘what beans, baked beans?’

          ‘No man, no baked beans’

          They then asked ‘coffee beans?’

          ‘No man, no coffee beans’

          ‘So what kind of beans do you put it in?’

          He replied ‘Yooman Beans!’
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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