"tipsy guests crashing to the floor when they miss their seat at the dinner table"

[KentPhilip]

Has this ever happened to you?

The home office is issueing leaflets warning of this and other dangers this Christmas. To reduce the number of hospital admissions.

Personally I think the chorus of laughter that would be bound to erupt on the occasion of someone missing his seat at the table would be so beneficial to the nation's mental health that it should be deemed a great idea...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7795514.stm

[KentPhilip]

Lets get tulipfaced!

[OwlHoot]

Has this ever happened to you? ..

I saw it happen - And the drunken pisshead grabbed the table cloth on the way down

[BolshieBastard]

Not at a christmas party but actually during normal office hours at a client site I once worked at.

Contractor liked a tipple (or 4!) at lunchtime. Back in the office he went to sit on the chair and promptly missed it and landed up on his arse. Everyone had to stifle their guffaws!

He was fired at the end of the week!

[KentPhilip]

but!

Allah be praised.