Worst Christmas presents 2008

[ChimpMaster]

I got this pile of poop - anyone want to buy it off me?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Real-Deal-St...0565156&sr=1-1

[OwlHoot]

I got this pile of poop - anyone want to buy it off me?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Real-Deal-St...0565156&sr=1-1

Was that from your other half? Maybe it's a hint that you're not trying hard enough to be a millionaire.

[Liability]

I got this pile of poop - anyone want to buy it off me?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Real-Deal-St...0565156&sr=1-1

LOL is it that bad?

Apparently that book is rubbish in terms of the reality - in real he isnt meant to be the nicest of people

[thelace]

Must be lucky, only got good ones this year, including the socks and the boxers...

Just what I wanted

Best present?

A massive box of Maltesers, worth easily 2 weeks pocket money from my youngest

[SueEllen]

Vouchers from Zavvi, Whittards and USC.

I didn't get any of them.

[Beefy198]

Apparently that book is rubbish in terms of the reality - in real he isnt meant to be the nicest of people

Ex-recruitment bod... maybe that says it all?

My gran got me some white socks. Not entirely sure what I'm meant to do with them.

Yes, yes, I know "wear them", but seriously.... white socks??

[NickFitz]

Ex-recruitment bod... maybe that says it all?

My gran got me some white socks. Not entirely sure what I'm meant to do with them.

Yes, yes, I know "wear them", but seriously.... white socks??

Twenty years ago you would have got knocked back trying to get into any of the clubs in this fair city wearing white socks. Not sure if this is still the case.

[tay]

Ex-recruitment bod... maybe that says it all?

My gran got me some white socks. Not entirely sure what I'm meant to do with them.

Yes, yes, I know "wear them", but seriously.... white socks??

Play tennis, squash or go running.... generally stop being a fat b'stard.

[Tensai]

I'm far from a literary aficionado, but this book in a similar vein is highly amusing. Not many get-rich-quick books start off by detailing a million and 1 reasons why you shouldn't get rich (divorce, envy, security, etc etc.)

[Purple Dalek]

It's taken me a while to calm down after receiving this present:

Matalan tie and cufflinks set, in a presentation box.

It is without doubt quite the most offensive tie I've ever seen.

Not even a tie clip with it.

Shall I save it and return it to that special person for next xmas, or get with the spirit and just give it to the charity shop now to inflict it on some poor unfortunate in Africa?