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    Whine at Posh Restaurant

    I just want steak and chips. If your chef is so bloody clever, how come he can't make that?

    #2
    What bothers me the most is that when you ask for some "Daddies Sauce" they look at you like you are some sort of freak.

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      #3
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      I just want steak and chips. If your chef is so bloody clever, how come he can't make that?
      The same reason you never get any sex with females, it is not a case of cant, its a case of want.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by tay View Post
        cant
        Seeing you make a fool of yourself through an error of punctuation so apposite to your rancid nature is one of the things that makes this forum worthwhile

        Don't ever leave, tay; we all need an imbecile to mock, and you fill the shoes perfectly

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Seeing you make a fool of yourself through an error of punctuation so apposite to your rancid nature is one of the things that makes this forum worthwhile

          Don't ever leave, tay; we all need an imbecile to mock, and you fill the shoes perfectly
          I suppose you could always pay a hooker.......

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            #6
            Originally posted by tay View Post
            I suppose you could always pay a hooker.......
            I suppose you could always learn English...

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              #7
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              I suppose you could always learn English...
              I don't think it will be necessary. Most communication here seems to be done by grunting.

              For a while I thought that it might be a good idea for me to take a maori language course because my English brain is finding some of the place names a little intimidating, but it turns out that no two locals pronounce a place name the same anyway so I don't think it will matter.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                I just want steak and chips. If your chef is so bloody clever, how come he can't make that?
                Just dont ask for ketchup on it......

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                  What bothers me the most is that when you ask for some "Daddies Sauce" they look at you like you are some sort of freak.
                  That's because the more erudite and cultured among us prefer HP Sauce.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    I suppose you could always learn English...
                    to become human

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