• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Top bird - didn't bat an eyelid

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Top bird - didn't bat an eyelid

    Got to hand it to the missus, she's a top bird.

    We don't normally go out to the pub, just once every blue moon, and we had planned to go up Rivington on new years eve to look out over Manchester and watch the fireworks.

    At the last minute she asks me to get tickets for the local pub instead, so there we were last night at eight, getting wellied at the New Years party.

    The problem is, it was a bit noisy , what with all the kids and the 'once a year' tipplers, so we goes into the bar and sit by the pool table. By now the whole pub is teaming with top totty, bazoomers hanging out and tiny mini skirts on, and they start to fill up the bar as well. Then half a dozen of them decide to play a game of pool.

    Bloomming heck. gusset heaven. I even saw where they got the spec for the spacehopper and the r101 dirigible.

    But my missus, top bird - didnt bat an eyelid. Although I did have to promise to get her a pair of fur-lined knicks, like that dodgy bird with the bobble eye was wearing






    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    As long as you did not touch why should she care?

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      As long as you did not touch why should she care?

      <cough>






      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

        <cough>






        tsk tsk

        Comment


          #5
          *hearty round of applause for Mrs EO*

          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

          Comment


            #6
            Although I did have to promise to get her a pair of fur-lined knicks, like that dodgy bird with the bobble eye was wearing
            Classy chick....

            Comment


              #7
              Ah, reminds me of saturday nights in Skeggy. There's nothing like the sight of a lager'd up 18-stone fat lass in a micro mini-skirt on the pull, kebab in one-hand and pint of Stella in t'other.

              Lovely!
              When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by deano View Post
                Ah, reminds me of saturday nights in Skeggy. There's nothing like the sight of a lager'd up 18-stone fat lass in a micro mini-skirt on the pull, kebab in one-hand and pint of Stella in t'other.

                Lovely!
                And don't forget the day-glo/sequinned boob tube.

                Not so much nice puppies as a prime example of the wonders of modern materials science as applied to structural engineering.
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by deano View Post
                  Ah, reminds me of saturday nights in Skeggy. There's nothing like the sight of a lager'd up 18-stone fat lass in a micro mini-skirt on the pull, kebab in one-hand and pint of Stella in t'other.

                  Lovely!
                  Thats the image I had of a night out up "oop north"
                  'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                  Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

                  Comment

                  Working...
                  X