Really bad squirrel dream last night

[SantaClaus]

Last night I had my worst squirrel dream...ever!

The little blighters had decided to build a house in my garden
They had used planks of wood and done quite a professional job.

And those cute beady eyes had been replaced by fierce stares
There were hundreds of them!

Thats the last time I put out bread and nuts for the little blighters.

[AtW]

Die Santa.



























That's The Santa in German...

[zara_backdog]

Last night I had my worst squirrel dream...ever!

Where they Red or Grey ?

[SantaClaus]

Die Santa.

That's The Santa in German...

Hand over ze money or ze squirrel dies!

[SantaClaus]

Where they Red or Grey ?

Definitely grey.

Talking of which, one of the squirrels in our garden is mental or on crack cocaine.

If anything startles him, he bounces off the garden wall, then the tree and anything else in sight.

He then continues to eat his bread/nuts/rose heads as though nothing had happened.

[AtW]

Hand over ze money or ze squirrel dies!

Pounds or euros?

[SantaClaus]

Pounds or euros?

Definitely euros. I dont accept the worthless pound anymore

[AtW]

Definitely euros. I dont accept the worthless pound anymore

It will have to wait until UK joins eurozone then - make sure you feed the hostage well or the Brotherhood of Squirrels will kill you in your dreams

[minestrone]

I had a squirrel dream last night.

[zara_backdog]

[QUOTE=SantaClaus;728097]Definitely grey.

Talking of which, one of the squirrels in our garden is mental or on crack cocaine.QUOTE]

Prehaps he has been on this ? Linky