Am I beyond help?

[Wilmslow]

Got a corner desk facing towards the main office, so feeling very smug at getting a fairly prime desk.

Proudly sporting the Dilbert calendar that I got in the teams secret santa.

Annoyed about a colleague yapping on about drivel like a radio with a broken off switch.

Smug at getting in by 7am knowing I can walk out of the door at 3pm.

Hoping we get loads of snow tomorrow so I can work from home on the VPN.

Think I am getting too settled as a permie……

[DimPrawn]

Dullest sockpuppet/troll CUK has ever had award.

[BrilloPad]

You sound like a perfect permie.

[DiscoStu]

Dullest sockpuppet/troll CUK has ever had award.

+1

[BrilloPad]

Dullest sockpuppet/troll CUK has ever had award.

+1

But the attention to detail is incredible. Who would go to all that trouble?

[pmeswani]

But the attention to detail is incredible. Who would go to all that trouble?

Someone who may want to win the 2009 award for being the best permie poster on this forum?

[Clippy]

Prime example of why this forum is finished.

[DiscoStu]

But the attention to detail is incredible. Who would go to all that trouble?

Someone desperately trying to convince themselves that having a 5am start and a 3 or 4 hour commute each day is really worth the crappy permie salary they're being paid?

[DimPrawn]

Prime example of why this forum is finished.

WHS.

[Wilmslow]

Someone desperately trying to convince themselves that having a 5am start and a 3 or 4 hour commute each day is really worth the crappy permie salary they're being paid?

Thankfully leaving home at 6am means my commute is just 45 minutes.

As for crappy salary – seen how low the contract rates are these days? That is, if you can find one?? At least I get back to my own home by around 4pm every day……