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    I've just ate something bad!! :eek:

    I just tucked into a small tub of blackberries, and didn't realise it said "wash before use" on them...

    Got to the bottom of the box and there's some horrible dead bug lying there

    "Product of Mexico" - is this a Mexican bug? And if so, am I going to die now?!! Do I have the Mexican lurgy?!!!!

    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I just tucked into a small tub of blackberries, and didn't realise it said "wash before use" on them...

    Got to the bottom of the box and there's some horrible dead bug lying there

    "Product of Mexico" - is this a Mexican bug? And if so, am I going to die now?!! Do I have the Mexican lurgy?!!!!

    You might lose weight quickly.
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      #3
      Brains and beauty eh?

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        I just tucked into a small tub of blackberries, and didn't realise it said "wash before use" on them...

        Got to the bottom of the box and there's some horrible dead bug lying there

        "Product of Mexico" - is this a Mexican bug? And if so, am I going to die now?!! Do I have the Mexican lurgy?!!!!

        It is probably Pedro the blackberry pickers 'tache.

        He must look really stupid now with just a sombrero on!

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Brains and beauty eh?

          You know it
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            I just tucked into a small tub of blackberries, and didn't realise it said "wash before use" on them...

            Got to the bottom of the box and there's some horrible dead bug lying there

            "Product of Mexico" - is this a Mexican bug? And if so, am I going to die now?!! Do I have the Mexican lurgy?!!!!

            its just a bit pf protein, chill out! I went to a restaurant last year and had bug salad - speciality of the day was dragonfly larvae. Very tasty it was too.
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              #7
              The way you had it all set out was awesome. Your movement is great and this one wasn't depressing at all. I watched it on the website about a week ago and was wondering when you would submit it.

              I like how you used every character from the series and stuff like that. The part before the ending was really good too.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                its just a bit pf protein, chill out! I went to a restaurant last year and had bug salad - speciality of the day was dragonfly larvae. Very tasty it was too.
                Were your waiters called Ant & Dec?

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                  #9
                  Just down a bottle of tequila and you should be fine.

                  Plus, you may find that the afternoon at work goes by in a blur.
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                    #10
                    I just tucked into a small tub of blackberries, and didn't realise it said "wash before use" on them...

                    Got to the bottom of the box and there's some horrible dead bug lying there

                    "Product of Mexico" - is this a Mexican bug? And if so, am I going to die now?!! Do I have the Mexican lurgy?!!!!
                    You';ll be fine once you flush the tapeworm out

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