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    How would you like to die?

    Following on from the life expectancy thread : How would you like to die?

    Personally I want to be sh4gging Kylie Minogue : then when I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on me.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Following on from the life expectancy thread : How would you like to die?

    Personally I want to be sh4gging Kylie Minogue : then when I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on me.
    You are such a nutter!!

    Me, I'd just like it to be quick and not by drowning, I'm terrified of drowning
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Following on from the life expectancy thread : How would you like to die?

      Personally I want to be sh4gging Kylie Minogue : then when I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on me.
      Thanks for asking. No, I don't want to answer on here. mmmmm.

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        #4
        Originally posted by expat View Post
        Thanks for asking. No, I don't want to answer on here. mmmmm.
        Why? Is it very rude?

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Why? Is it very rude?
          And if my thought-dreams could be seen
          They'd probably put my head in a guillotine
          But it's all right ma ........

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Following on from the life expectancy thread : How would you like to die?


            I think most people would like to die saving others, the more the better. Here is your headline BP.

            'The Daily Bugle. Stop Press. Brillo Pad sensation.
            For five years the worlds top cellular biologists have been seeking the Perfect human DNA strand. One that provides intelligence, survival of the fittest, physical stregnth, resilliance, nice personality, good looks, resistance to disease, wit and wisdom.
            That person has been found. Unfortunately he had to be melted down, so the DNA could be sucked out, but we are sure he wouldnt mind. His DNA molecules are now safe in the Albert Hall, along with body parts from other famous world leaders.

            In case it all goes wrong, scientists have also identified the antidote. The DNA of the biggest loser has been identified and extracted. A Mrs Brillo Pad said 'it's what he would have wanted''


            <ducks>


            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              like this:

              http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OI3-Ys...eature=related

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                #8
                I don't care - I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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                  #9
                  Ill bloody kill someone if I am dead.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Following on from the life expectancy thread : How would you like to die?

                    Personally I want to be sh4gging Kylie Minogue : then when I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on me.
                    Me too, but I'd quite like her sister there too
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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