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I could be going to hell

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    I could be going to hell

    Firstly - A very Happy New Year to all CUK regulars.

    Just seen a prog' on 'objectophiles'; one woman having a carnal "relationship" with a railing in a church, another in love with the Berlin wall, and another "married" to, and consummating it unless I'm very much mistaken, with the Eiffel tower.

    I laughed and laughed and laughed.

    Ah well. at least it'll be warmer than it is here!
    The vegetarian option.

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    I love my sock


    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      I think something this weird can be laughed at without fear of eternal damnation. Saw the program last year, it's astonishing.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle.

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          #5
          I read once about someone who liked having sex with his car. A mini if I remember correctly.

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            #6
            Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
            Firstly - A very Happy New Year to all CUK regulars.

            Just seen a prog' on 'objectophiles';
            What are they objecting to?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I read once about someone who liked having sex with his car. A mini if I remember correctly.
              The all new Mini - for a camshaft with a difference.....

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              And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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                #8
                By the way - and sooner or later you will ; if you happen to be going through Hell - here's a wee bit of advice.

                Keep going.

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