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    That'll learn him

    "An Oz magistrate has informed a habitual speeding teenager that if he doesn't mend his high-speed ways he'll be sent directly to jail where showering sexual predators will make short work of his sorry arse."

    Speeding Oz teen may face 'gorillas in the mist'
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    "An Oz magistrate has informed a habitual speeding teenager that if he doesn't mend his high-speed ways he'll be sent directly to jail where showering sexual predators will make short work of his sorry arse."

    Speeding Oz teen may face 'gorillas in the mist'
    Brilliant, but dont you get the impression that if the magistrate had said it to a female he would have been hung out to dry ?




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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Brilliant, but dont you get the impression that if the magistrate had said it to a female he would have been hung out to dry ?




      He'd have had to say "You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong women who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you - and your anatomy."

      Which is pretty scary too.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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