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    The noisiest thing in the world

    Thinking about Pogle's thursday faves and crisps. I cant eat crisps where I work because the noise would not be fair on the others.

    But what would be even noisier ?

    In my honest opinion, the noisiest thing in this office would be a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin

    what do you think ?



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    #2
    How does said skeleton wink?

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      But what would be even noisier ?

      An episode of "Loose Women"

      "Keep them at 24,000"
      "No, feet"

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        #4
        Without wishing to be pedantic, a skeleton does have the necessary 'apparatus' to perform said function.
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          it's a concept

          think outside the square.
          imagine a skeleton with a boney kn0b



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            #6
            Wasn't eating in the office recently voted the most annoying habit?

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              #7
              My 3yo. non-stop chatting.
              McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
              Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                #8
                Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                My 3yo. non-stop chatting.
                same here. though I have to say its more the persistence than the noise. the noisiest thing in the world is my mum's TV. That is official - Norris McWherter said.
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                  My 3yo. non-stop chatting.
                  I'm convinced 3 years old's can scream louder than adults.

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                    #10
                    Boney knob is intersting. I understand most mammals have a penile bone, it is only primates that don't. Why are suitable grafts of pig's bits not being offered to treat impotence?

                    PS The last place I was at had a family day where people brought their hideous offspring in. Most unfair to the rest of us.
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                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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