Interviewing people

[wc2]

I once had the misfortune of interviewing for some support roles back in the y2k days.

I had 5 candidates and 2 roles.

Candidate 1 - comes into the interview room and seemed to be okay - a little geeky - when I asked what he did in his spare time he said "I spend all the spare time I have helping my local church" - Based on that answer he was not successful

Candidate 2 - A very nice young lady - asked her what she was currently doing in her current role. She said excitedly "I change toners / paper in printers" - based on that answer she should not have been offered a job - But she had great breasts which told you the room temperature. So she was offered the job.

Candidate 3 - A really smartly dressed young man - On his CV it says extensive TCP-IP - So the 1st technical question (If you can call it that) was What's a gateway - He was unable to answer the question - Based on that answer he was not successful

Candidate 4 - A blind chap - Seemed to know his stuff But.... Who the bloody hell in HR sends a chap for interview when he can't do the job - Also he had a guide dog, which in a food preparation factory was never going to work.

Candidate 5 - Sharp dresser - Really knew his stuff - When I asked him have you had any dealings with SAP front-end he replied - It's GUI how difficult can it be - Based on that answer he was offered the job.

So the question is have you every employed someone based on their nice breasts ?

[n5gooner]

no - but have you any pictures so we can visulise the scene.

[wc2]

Sad things is... I can't remember her name

[WageSlave]

Candidate 1 - comes into the interview room and seemed to be okay - a little geeky -

What do you expect when interviewing techies???

A few years back I was interviewing for an admin role. The client was based on the top floor of a high tower block. I was due to meet a female candidate when a profusely sweating man entered reception. He stated that he was the husband of the female candidate, and that his wife couldn't enter the building as she was afraid of heights - would this affect her chances of securing the job?

[thunderlizard]

What was wrong with the churchy geezer? They're similar to the rest of us, only a tad less feckless.

[xoggoth]

Probably a nice chap. Daft answer at an interview though.

[Chico]

Probably a nice chap. Daft answer at an interview though.

Well its common atheist bigotry to discriminate against any one who professes a faith. That sums up the mindset of those irrational, wicked and deluded atheists.

[wc2]

Well its common atheist bigotry to discriminate against any one who professes a faith. That sums up the mindset of those irrational, wicked and deluded atheists.

Think about it Chico...

Put a God loving person in with a team of loud mouthed engineers and you have trouble.

Set the scene

Engineer no1 - Hey guys we bowling tonight ?
Engineer no2 - Oh yeah, Curry after that ?
Engineer no3 - Then the lap dancing club !! - Oi Jesus are you up for that ?
Biblebasher - Oh no. I have to help ring the bells, set-up the jumble sale and bend over for the deacon.

The word "discriminate" does not come into this one. It was for his own safety.

[Chico]

Now you are trying to justify your bigotry. Please spare me.

[The Lone Gunman]

Now you are trying to justify your bigotry. Please spare me.

Who is bigoted?
It is you who discriminates against atheists not us against you, I have oft said live and let live!
As you ask, I regard all who believe as being deluded and obsessive, incapable of rational thinking. Not in a discriminatory way, but in a compassionate way. I would not have given the guy a job.
If at interview somebody told you they were one of Santa's little helpers you would think they were barking. I feel the same way about the religious.

Does the bible not teach you to let others do their own thing?
Let he who is without................and all that.

Not much of a Christian are you Chicken!