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#1

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12 January 2009, 13:48

As moronic as a Gordon

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12 January 2009, 13:50

pissed as a mattress

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12 January 2009, 13:52

a face like a bag of chisels

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12 January 2009, 13:52

Cunning as a brick.

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12 January 2009, 13:54

You look like mutton dressed as goat.
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12 January 2009, 14:01

My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.
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12 January 2009, 14:09

He lies like a turd in a bucket

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#8

12 January 2009, 14:11

Originally posted by moorfield View Post

My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

And I have a tongue like an Arab's flip-flop

You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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12 January 2009, 14:14

He/She's got a face like a spat-out pastie.
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12 January 2009, 14:24

She's worse looking than a twisted fart

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