Dear CUK mods/admins/fascists/laughter police I would like to cancel my subscription to you as you clearly have no sense of humour, or grounding in comedic history. Please buy yourself a box set of Monty Python DVDs immediately so you can recognise satricial nods to sketches before sending warnings like the one below.
P.S. Have you read 1984, maybe you could introduce forum warnings for thought crimes?
Dear Charles Foster Kane,
You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.
Reason: Insulted Other Member
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Rants like this will not be tolerated:
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SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!
YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
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P.S. Have you read 1984, maybe you could introduce forum warnings for thought crimes?
Dear Charles Foster Kane,
You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.
Reason: Insulted Other Member
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Rants like this will not be tolerated:
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SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!
YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
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