What sense of humour?

[Charles Foster Kane]

Dear CUK mods/admins/fascists/laughter police I would like to cancel my subscription to you as you clearly have no sense of humour, or grounding in comedic history. Please buy yourself a box set of Monty Python DVDs immediately so you can recognise satricial nods to sketches before sending warnings like the one below.

P.S. Have you read 1984, maybe you could introduce forum warnings for thought crimes?


Dear Charles Foster Kane,

You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.

Reason: Insulted Other Member
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Rants like this will not be tolerated:

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SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

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[DimPrawn]

Dear CUK mods/admins/fascists/laughter police I would like to cancel my subscription to you as you clearly have no sense of humour, or grounding in comedic history. Please buy yourself a box set of Monty Python DVDs immediately so you can recognise satricial nods to sketches before sending warnings like the one below.

P.S. Have you read 1984, maybe you could introduce forum warnings for thought crimes?


Dear Charles Foster Kane,

You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.

Reason: Insulted Other Member
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Rants like this will not be tolerated:

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SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

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I called someone a deluded tw@t and got some points on my CUK licence.

[DiscoStu]

Dear CUK mods/admins/fascists/laughter police I would like to cancel my subscription to you as you clearly have no sense of humour, or grounding in comedic history. Please buy yourself a box set of Monty Python DVDs immediately so you can recognise satricial nods to sketches before sending warnings like the one below.

P.S. Have you read 1984, maybe you could introduce forum warnings for thought crimes?


Dear Charles Foster Kane,

You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.

Reason: Insulted Other Member
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Rants like this will not be tolerated:

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SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

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Please tell me you're asking to be banned.

[Cliphead]

Please tell me you're asking to be banned.

Looks like it to me, roll on...

[d000hg]

So everyone on CUK is required to know MP now? I have matched it a fair bit and didn't pick up the quote, maybe you would like to list the DVDs all members have to watch on a regular basis so as to avoid accidentally being offended by your ill-thought posts. Maybe I can start using in

I can't see publicly complaining about a warning going well, they're justified in warning you and you could simply respond politely explaining like an adult instead of assuming everyone has watched a long-axed TV show.

[BrilloPad]

I think its wrong to make PMs public.

[Charles Foster Kane]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9oA1LFoMw

[DimPrawn]

Stop whining. You have a tough avatar but you are crying like a girl.

Have some dignity man. Wear your CUK ASBO's with pride.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Stop whining. You have a tough avatar but you are crying like a girl.

Have some dignity man. Wear your CUK ASBO's with pride.

I've had to listen to your whining over 10,000 times, now it's your turn to let someone else get a word in edgeways...

[Churchill]

Stop whining. You have a tough avatar but you are crying like a girl.

Have some dignity man. Wear your CUK ASBO's with pride.

WHS++;