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    Just preparing a list for the glorious day when the IR35 resistance front takes over Western Europe.

    1 Gordon, who else
    2 The man who designed the Swindon and Hemel Hempstead roundabouts
    3 All chavs
    4 …suggestions?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Just preparing a list for the glorious day when the IR35 resistance front takes over Western Europe.

    1 Gordon, who else
    2 The man who designed the Swindon and Hemel Hempstead roundabouts
    3 All chavs
    4 …suggestions?
    5. People who stand holding doors open for you when you're too far away to benefit, therefore forcing you to do that stupid trot-jog to the door and thanking them for that.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Just preparing a list for the glorious day when the IR35 resistance front takes over Western Europe.

      1 Gordon, who else
      2 The man who designed the Swindon and Hemel Hempstead roundabouts
      3 All chavs
      4 …suggestions?
      what makes you think it was a man?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Just preparing a list for the glorious day when the IR35 resistance front takes over Western Europe.

        1 Gordon, who else
        2 The man who designed the Swindon and Hemel Hempstead roundabouts
        3 All chavs
        4 …suggestions?
        My ex. And anyone else who "w*rks" for HMRC.

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          #5
          Bliar. On so many levels far more deserving of execution than Brown.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            5. People who stand holding doors open for you when you're too far away to benefit, therefore forcing you to do that stupid trot-jog to the door and thanking them for that.
            I like to do that then let go just before they get there anyway.

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              #7
              Yeah, credit card co's who tell you 'dont worry, you're protected when paying more than £100 for goods that turn out to be defective' then say there's **** all they're prepared to do!
              I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                #8
                people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  My ex. And anyone else who "w*rks" for HMRC.
                  Gosh, yes, my ex too.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Anyone who thinks its ok to drive around with their foglights on

                    a) when its not foggy or
                    b) in town/heavy traffic when everyone is only feet apart and have very likely seen each other already.

                    Gunshot, straight to the back of the head. No second chances.

                    "Keep them at 24,000"
                    "No, feet"

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