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**d000hg** · 16 January 2009, 15:59

Isn't this what you use to post so frequently? It must save you hours a week.

**sasguru** · 16 January 2009, 16:00

Didn't get any last night, eh Dim?

**bogeyman** · 16 January 2009, 16:03

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Didn't get any last night, eh Dim?

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wank into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex then this board would be a better place.

**DimPrawn** · 16 January 2009, 16:04

Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wink into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex this board would be a better place.

WHS

**sasguru** · 16 January 2009, 16:06

Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wink into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex then this board would be a better place.

in the last 6 years

**thelace** · 16 January 2009, 16:16

Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wink into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex then this board would be a better place.

had any sex.....

Ever!

**DimPrawn** · 16 January 2009, 16:17

Originally posted by thelace View Post

had any sex.....

Ever!

I did it once.

**Platypus** · 16 January 2009, 16:25

If Germany had won the war,
we'd all be speaking German.

**sasguru** · 16 January 2009, 16:27

If DimPrawn had a brain ....nah, that's too far-fetched.

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