• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

It started so well

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    It started so well

    I promised myself that I'd be serious and professional. And I was for the first day.

    Then I had a cold and forgot (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it..)

    Called the Manager 'Dear' on the 2nd day. Tried to ignore said cold on 3rd day, only to admit that I felt "as rough as a badger's @rse" - a phrase that I might have introduced into ClientCo.

    At least I didn't get drunk on whisky with the boss* and not turn up the following day, so I'm up on previous contracts after the 1st week...

    *boss was a Hartlepool lass with hollow legs - how was I to know?
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I promised myself that I'd be serious and professional. And I was for the first day.

    Then I had a cold and forgot (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it..)

    Called the Manager 'Dear' on the 2nd day. Tried to ignore said cold on 3rd day, only to admit that I felt "as rough as a badger's @rse" - a phrase that I might have introduced into ClientCo.

    At least I didn't get drunk on whisky with the boss* and not turn up the following day, so I'm up on previous contracts after the 1st week...

    *boss was a Hartlepool lass with hollow legs - how was I to know?


    Sounds like a perfect start to me.
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      At least I didn't get drunk on whisky with the boss* and not turn up the following day, so I'm up on previous contracts after the 1st week...

      *boss was a Hartlepool lass with hollow legs - how was I to know?
      BOSS?!?!?

      You're a contractor, FFS!!!

      (And hope you get well soon )
      Best Forum Advisor 2014
      Work in the public sector? You can read my FAQ here
      Click here to get 15% off your first year's IPSE membership

      Comment


        #4
        So was she (and I'd only just started...)
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

        Comment


          #5
          blame it on the cough medicine
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            So was she (and I'd only just started...)
            As I read that, scrolling upwards from the bottom, I managed to merge it with your signature.

            So I read it as "She was only 10 (and I'd only just started...)" which seemed a little strange.
            Best Forum Advisor 2014
            Work in the public sector? You can read my FAQ here
            Click here to get 15% off your first year's IPSE membership

            Comment

            Working...
            X