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    What's the best cure...

    ...for a stinking cold?
    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
    You know you'll need us!

    #2
    Getting your ar$e rimmed. Might not cure the cold but sure does take your mind off it...
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      best cure...

      Stick your fingers in your ears and get someone to pour a full glass of water into your mouth. Drink it all without stopping.






      Sorry , that's hiccups !
      I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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        #4
        Cut off your head - that'll be the end of the cold

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          #5
          Although it does leave you with a hell of a headache

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            #6
            cream pies..... works everytime.
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              Originally posted by hyperD
              Getting your ar$e rimmed. Might not cure the cold but sure does take your mind off it...

              See that's where he always gets it wrong, he's been rimming guys night after night for years and he's still always suffered colds.

              JC == fudge packer.

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                #8
                Originally posted by kes
                See that's where he always gets it wrong, he's been rimming guys night after night for years and he's still always suffered colds.

                JC == fudge packer.
                You really are a moron.
                Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
                You know you'll need us!

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                  #9
                  A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

                  Being offensive again JC? you'll be banned fudge.

                  Breakfast time JC

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                    #10
                    icecream... lots of it.
                    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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