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The Pain. aarggh. It hurts

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    The Pain. aarggh. It hurts

    I am in pain today.

    Pulled a muscle in my right shoulder on Saturday a.m. and it was recovering nicely, nary a twinge last night. I must have slept badly on it because my whole right side is now rigid with tension. If I relax it hurts like hell.

    Cant take a day off because I am saving up for Gordon.

    send.. help... cant ... last... much ...lon



    hello, hello. It's no good , we've lost contact with EO's brain



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am in pain today.

    Pulled a muscle in my right shoulder on Saturday a.m. and it was recovering nicely, nary a twinge last night. I must have slept badly on it because my whole right side is now rigid with tension. If I relax it hurts like hell.

    Cant take a day off because I am saving up for Gordon.

    send.. help... cant ... last... much ...lon



    hello, hello. It's no good , we've lost contact with EO's brain



    Better go get a massage......

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I am in pain today.

      Pulled a muscle in my right shoulder on Saturday a.m. and it was recovering nicely, nary a twinge last night. I must have slept badly on it because my whole right side is now rigid with tension. If I relax it hurts like hell.

      Cant take a day off because I am saving up for Gordon.

      send.. help... cant ... last... much ...lon



      hello, hello. It's no good , we've lost contact with EO's brain



      Eoooooooooooooooooooo!

      <canned laughter>

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Better go get a massage......
        oil or powder

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          #5
          I've a cracked rib. I sneezed yesterday. Ow ow ow
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I am in pain today.

            Pulled a muscle in my right shoulder on Saturday a.m. and it was recovering nicely, nary a twinge last night. I must have slept badly on it because my whole right side is now rigid with tension. If I relax it hurts like hell.

            Cant take a day off because I am saving up for Gordon.

            send.. help... cant ... last... much ...lon
            Ibuprofen is your friend

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              #7
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              Ibuprofen is your friend
              As is deep freeze and deep heat.... but not at the same time.
              If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                I've a cracked rib. I sneezed yesterday. Ow ow ow
                Now that's supposed to be very painful



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                  #9
                  very Ow.


                  Just walked a mile and a bit into town to find a chemist. Blooming heck, even walking hurts. Found a chemist, could I fck find the pain killers, they had shelves of Anusol, whatever that is, something to do with the sun judging by the name. Young assistant comes up to me
                  'Can I help ?'
                  'Any Ibuprofen ?'
                  'Yes, 24 or 48 tablets, normal or strong ?'
                  '24 strong'
                  'Two pounds fifty please'

                  Supervisor comes bounding over.
                  'Are you on any other medication ?'
                  'er no'
                  'Do you have any medical conditions ?'
                  'er no'
                  'These are anti inflammatory you know'
                  'er ok'
                  'Must be taken with food'
                  'fine'
                  'And Codeine'
                  'Sorry what was that about the codeine ?'
                  'These tablets work better if taken with Codeine'
                  'Just the Ibuprofen please'
                  'But these are Cuprofen'
                  'Just those then please'
                  'Who recommended these for you?'
                  'er..what?'
                  'Who recommended these for you?'
                  'er Platypus'
                  two staff look at each other
                  'Who?'
                  'oh .. er.. a friend'

                  by now I just wanted to get out. Then the barriers on the level junction were down. Dont these people know I am in pain.


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                    #10


                    ...ow
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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