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    Today I will be

    winning the German Lottery. Jackpot is €28 million but there is the problem of a 1:140 million chance of winning. See you on the beach next week
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    See you on the beach next week
    So you are taking us all with you?

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      #3
      You either win it or you don't, so that chances are 50:50.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        You either win it or you don't, so that chances are 50:50.
        Best to buy two tickets then.

        Sorted.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          You either win it or you don't, so that chances are 50:50.
          cue German lottery joke

          D to wife 'I ef von 28 million unt ze lottery. Packen ze bags'
          Wife to D 'Top hole. Ver ist ve going?'
          D to wife 'Ve aint goink anyver. Packen ze bags unt fck off'



          Last edited by EternalOptimist; 28 January 2009, 10:32.
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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            winning the German Lottery. Jackpot is €28 million but there is the problem of a 1:140 million chance of winning. See you on the beach next week
            I thought this was going to be a "Stars in their eyes" thread
            If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

            Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              cue German lottery joke

              D to wife 'I ef von 28 million unt ze lottery. Packen ze bags'
              Wife to D 'Top hole. Ver ist ve going?'
              D to wife 'Ve aint goink anyver. Packen ze bags unt fck off'





              Top marks for accentage
              Who said these Germans don't have a sense of humour?
              Bored.

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