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    The Blair Witch

    Tried to post a piccy but it wouldn't post
    Last edited by BoredBloke; 29 September 2005, 16:54.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

    #2
    I assume your are talking about the delightful Mrs Blair?

    Heard a story on the radio yesterday morning. Apparently she has identified the man who she shared her first kiss with (aged about 7). He says she was quite a looker in those days.

    The whole thing put me right off my cornflakes, I can tell you.

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      #3
      How about this?



      "You poor, desperate suicide bombers!"

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        #4
        Originally posted by wendigo100
        How about this?



        "You poor, desperate suicide bombers!"

        that'll be the one.....
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #5
          Originally posted by wendigo100
          How about this?



          "You poor, desperate suicide bombers!"
          Here's another two who always raise their heads out of the trough whenever swarthy types are caught misbehaving.



          The vegetarian option.

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            #6




            (shudder...)
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Originally posted by hyperD
              And I thought John Major was an embarrassment

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                #8
                Come on, shes not that bad...

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                  #9
                  Mum?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by steve'O
                    Mum?

                    Noooo Nan....
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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