New lyrics for Drunken Sailor song

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New lyrics for Drunken Sailor song

30 January 2009, 07:40

It's political correctness gone mad:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ery-rhyme.html

I thought perhaps for some Friday fun any budding songwriters on CUK could come up with their own up-to-date lyrics?

There could be different versions for each country -
e.g. What shall we do with a grumpy pirate?

(Saudi) Pay a million dollars cos you have a crap navy
(USA) Blow him up with an unmanned dro-ne
(Here) Free council house and a life on benefits
Ear-ly in the morning...
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30 January 2009, 10:00

Originally posted by GreenerGrass View Post

It's political correctness gone mad:

According to the Metro article, it's not. It's somebody who wanted to write a pirate song and couldn't be arsed to do more than change a few lines of drunken sailor.

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30 January 2009, 10:27

A whole article with NO mention of ANY HOUSE PRICES. How dare they! I blame the immigrants etc etc etc...

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