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    Women eh ?

    Women eh, cant live with em cant live without em.

    The missus has been applying for jobs, now that she has packed in her high flying NHS job. She was asking for advice about CV, interview techniques, plus some general stuff.

    So she goes for an interview yesterday in Bolton,
    'drive down the night before to find the place and dont forget to leave at least an hour to find parking and to get calm and settled' says I
    So I gets back home last night and she is crying on the sofa, upset. She couldn't find the place and abandoned it when she realised she would be late. It's only 5 miles away so she gave herself 15 minutes to get there and 15 to find the place.

    silly sausage



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Women eh, cant live with em cant live without em.
    with
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Women eh, cant live with em ...
      10 - 15 years if you smother them with a pillow.
      'elf and safety guru

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        #4
        Sorry to hear EO.

        Do any of the women in your household listen to you, ever?

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          #5
          EO, you might try the contrarian tactic. Whenever a woman in your household comes up with a really good idea, discourage her in the strongest possible terms. Should she have a really bad idea, nod approvingly and agree with everything she says. Might work.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            Sorry to hear EO.

            Do any of the women in your household listen to you, ever?
            Why on earth would they??

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              EO, you might try the contrarian tactic. Whenever a woman in your household comes up with a really good idea, discourage her in the strongest possible terms. Should she have a really bad idea, nod approvingly and agree with everything she says. Might work.
              Tried that last week.

              me - 'I'm really tired tonight, the last thing I need is a one hour BJ, but I would really like to go to the Trafford centre shopping instead'

              cost me £150



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                #8
                "Women! Can't live with them. The End"

                - Al Bundy
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #9
                  [QUOTE=EternalOptimist;757470]Women eh, cant live with em cant live without em.

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                    #10
                    [QUOTE=EternalOptimist;757470]Women eh, cant live with em cant live without em.

                    /QUOTE]
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