These are the real 10 safest jobs in the recession
1. The Queen - pretty safe contract, no notice period
2. PM - Gordon Broon has an unlimited amount of funds to buy votes
3. Abu Hamza's hygeine assistant - can't wipe his own bum, so this is a cushy secure job
4. Cybermans brain care specialist - might be on danger money but a safe job
5. Trevor Phillips - more chance of prizing a barnacle off a rock than shifting this fcker
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1. The Queen - pretty safe contract, no notice period
2. PM - Gordon Broon has an unlimited amount of funds to buy votes
3. Abu Hamza's hygeine assistant - can't wipe his own bum, so this is a cushy secure job
4. Cybermans brain care specialist - might be on danger money but a safe job
5. Trevor Phillips - more chance of prizing a barnacle off a rock than shifting this fcker
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