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10 safest jobs - the real list

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    10 safest jobs - the real list

    These are the real 10 safest jobs in the recession


    1. The Queen - pretty safe contract, no notice period
    2. PM - Gordon Broon has an unlimited amount of funds to buy votes
    3. Abu Hamza's hygeine assistant - can't wipe his own bum, so this is a cushy secure job
    4. Cybermans brain care specialist - might be on danger money but a safe job
    5. Trevor Phillips - more chance of prizing a barnacle off a rock than shifting this fcker
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    #2
    Jonathan Ross on all his BBC shows - despite his best efforts he still didn't get the sack?
    This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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      #3
      The most unsafe job must be yours as 'poster of the year' !!

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        #4
        No white on white? How disappointing...
        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
          Jonathan Ross on all his BBC shows - despite his best efforts he still didn't get the sack?

          Anything in the public sector is pretty safe....... until the Tories get in !!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
            Anything in the public sector is pretty safe....... until the Tories get in !!
            Which is why the 20 million people working for the government now won't be voting Tory.

            They have already effectively bought all the votes they need.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Which is why the 20 million people working for the government now won't be voting Tory.

              They have already effectively bought all the votes they need.

              I've been saying that for years. I don't care though cos I'll be in Brazil.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                I've been saying that for years. I don't care though cos I'll be in Brazil.
                So will we.... Terry Gilliam's version.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                  No white on white? How disappointing...
                  ah. busted
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                    #10
                    Got to be the weatherman, they get it wrong every day and the feckers are still in a job!
                    Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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