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Joke job of the day

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    Joke job of the day

    During my mass application session my mobile rang to discuss a role in central London working for one of the big Government departments.

    Information/Data Analyst role.. something I've done previously in the past, but something I could easily hit the ground running with if needed. Obviously being on the bench, anything right now is worth considering, etc..

    Job spec seemed fine, opportunity seemed ok.. then I got "unfortunately we cannot move on the rate being offered"...

    "ok fine, what would that be then?"

    "£75 per day".

    -click-





    Anyway, persistence paid off.. looks like I've got an interview lined up for next week on a little bit more money.
    The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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    You can get a good lunch for £75 in London these days.
    Cats are evil.

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