Do these people actually read your CV???

[The Late, Great JC]

Received from a RecCon this morning...

Good morning
My North west based client is looking for a Transport project manager To project manage transport projects being undertaken by a public sector organisation,
The role requires an individual who has experience of the full project life cycle from the receipt of outline business case, through the appointment of contractors to the successful close out and handover of the completed works, including on-going management of third party interfaces and reporting of progress and key issues.
Experience in the transport sector is a must.
Please e-mail me with contact details to be short listed.
Kind regards

[messiah]

BEAT THIS ONE FOR MISMATCH AND RANDOM DESPERATION FROM AN AGENT .....


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Hello

My Didcot (Oxfordshire) based client is looking for a Controls &
Instrumentation Engineer that has working knowledge of C&I related to NUCLEAR
installations and safety systems.

You MUST have a minimum 10 years experience as this is more of a
practitioner role, and so you must also have some design experience and not
just hands on commissioning experience.

PLC and SCADA are also key skills along with commercial experience of
having worked to current standards in particular BSI IEC 61508.

Security Cleared applicants will be highly desired, however if not
security cleared, must be willing to undergo it.

Please send in your updated CV ASAP if you are interested and available
to start within the next 1-2 weeks and I shall send you a spec and give
you a call in view to set up a telephone interview for Thursday
Morning.

Kind Regards

[voron]

There is a certain agency with a French sounding name. I have actually met the team in person and spoke to them on the phone numerous times. Yet the only positions they send for my consideration are those for senior management accountants.

I have never worked as an accountant, never studied accountancy and never expressed a desire to work in accountancy