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How to save Britain from Bankruptcy

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    How to save Britain from Bankruptcy

    Lets sell Gibralter. How much would we get for it?

    #2
    I reckon we could sell the Falklands to the Argies.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I reckon we could sell the Falklands to the Argies.
      There’s oil under the Falklands.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        There’s oil under the Falklands.
        That must make them alot more valuable......

        Of course those who live there will whine about how much they love Britain. But if they love it so much why not live here?

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          #5
          We could sell the queen to the States, how much would we get for Camila ?




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            #6
            Why not sell Britain?

            To a private Equity fund - load it up with debt so no profit, and therefore no tax, is on UK soil.


            BOOMED
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I reckon we could sell the Falklands to the Argies.
              We could flog them to the Saudis - there is Oil there - let then Saudis pick up the tab for developing the Oil Fields then make an arrangement with the Argentinians to launch another invasion - in steps Britain to save the Falklanders from the Argies - then hand them back over to the Saudis.

              Charge the Saudis an arm and a leg from this liberation - bit of dosh to the Argie jaunta for their help - everyones a winner.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                We could sell the queen to the States, how much would we get for Camila ?




                Er ... half a packet of scratchings?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Anyone seen the film "Lock stock and two smoking barrels?" Bacon had a money raising scheme.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Anyone seen the film "Lock stock and two smoking barrels?" Bacon had a money raising scheme.
                    You need to understand the difference between a Ponzi scheme and a Poncy scheme



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