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    #1

    Quick wit and repartee

    Was up in the lakes at the weekend and we went for a walk from Keswick round Derwent water through Portinscale, then back to the hotel/pub for a beerio. We had a few then landed in a second hotel that had a massive conservatory- as we admired the arching glass

    Mrs EO - 'Conservatory - Fkng Tories'
    EO - 'I suppose if they were socialists it would be Laboratory'
    Mrs EO - 'heh heh'
    EO - 'What if they were Lib dems ?'
    Mrs EO - 'It would be a folly'



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    #2
    Although the timings are not shown with the quotes, that is certainly witty!
    "take me to your leader"

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      #3
      What if they were the green party?
      - A grolly.





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      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #4
        and monster raving loony?

        a lolly

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