Waddya want for breakfast?

[BrowneIssue]

You need a good breakfast to get you out of bed. Waddya want? Place your orders here.

Ketchup, brown sauce, sos coch, marmalade, jam (apricot is all that's left I'm afraid) are on the table over there.

There's NO continental option.

There's no girl food either. Fruit salad is an ingredient in a trifle, NOT a breakfast option for a ruffty tuffty contractor.

[Cyberman]

Hot porridge with skimmed milk and a sprinkling of sugar !!! YUM YUM !!

[PRC1964]

COFFEE

[Mich the Tester]

Typical match day breakfast;

1 bowl porridge

Pancake number 1 with freshly cut pineapple rings and golden syrup
Pancake number 2, placed on top of Pancake number one with banana and lemon curd
Pancake number 3, place on top of pancake number 2, with lemon juice and powdered sugar

2 toasted currant buns

1 carton fruit juice

[norrahe]

On work days strong mug of barrys tea, followed by 3 shot cappucino from cafe nero when I get into work and maybe a breakfast bar.

On bench days, breakfast smoothie or porridge with soya milk

[norrahe]

and what's wrong with normal tomatoes as opposed to the water sacks of putresence you offer in the options above.

You also forgot the east end option "would you like fag ash with that luv?"

[Moscow Mule]

Tinned tomato
gingerjedi, HairyArsedBloke, oracleslave, PRC1964, realityhack, Sysman

Freaks.

[BrowneIssue]

COFFEE

I think you've had quite enough caffeine, don't you?

Where's the All-Bran option?

If you want roughage, don't strip the students before you eat them.

and what's wrong with normal tomatoes as opposed to the water sacks of putresence you offer in the options above.

'Cos I hate them too. And the tea comes in a chipped mug.

You also forgot the east end option "would you like fag ash with that luv?"

'Cos that's not an option. It's a feature.

[PRC1964]

Tinned tomato
gingerjedi, HairyArsedBloke, oracleslave, PRC1964, realityhack, Sysman

Freaks.

I don't like them, but when I'm hungry I'll eat just about anything.

[expat]

and what's wrong with normal tomatoes as opposed to the water sacks of putresence you offer in the options above.

How do you fry or grill tinned tomatoes?