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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

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    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

    Immortal Dr Who jellyfish poised to rule Earth

    The worldwide jellyfish-threat trouser state was officially raised from "damp" to "brown" last week, as reports emerged of a dreadful new oceanic menace: that of immortal rebirthing ocean-prowler hydrozoan clone swarms, described by top jelly boffins as "silent invaders".
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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    Fortunately they can't climb stairs.

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